Simply Threaded Embroidery, LLC
Festive Flush - Embroidered Toilet Paper
Festive Flush - Embroidered Toilet Paper
Couldn't load pickup availability
Give your guests something to giggle about this season with our handcrafted holiday toilet paper rolls! Whether you’re decking the halls or stuffing stockings, these rolls bring cheeky charm to every bathroom or gift basket.
Each roll features a unique embroidered message, including:
"Merry stink-mas" – because nothing says holidays like festive odors
"HO HO HO I gotta go!" – Santa’s urgent declaration of cheer
"TINKLE ALL THE WAY" – starring a jolly bell to lead the way
"HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE POOPING" – surveillance with sass (and a Santa hat)
Packaged with flair: Each roll arrives wrapped in clear cellophane and tied off with playful ribbon curls or decorative trims—ready to gift or hilariously display.
Perfect for:
White elephant parties
Office gag gifts
Hostess thank-you surprises
Bathroom décor that gets people talking
Handcrafted with love, humor, and impeccable stitching. Because holiday spirit shouldn’t be confined to the fireplace.
Simply Customize It!
For order personalization, provide custom details (e.g., names, monograms, etc.) in the “Order special instructions” field upon checkout. This field is accessible on the cart page before you proceed with the transaction.
We will follow up for any necessary clarifications.